I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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