it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
