Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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