She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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