He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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