Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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