I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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