grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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