wanna go halves on a baby?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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