Non-Jews are for practice
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
