I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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