just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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