420 ftw
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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