I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
