So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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