i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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