I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
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