so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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