we have officially lost it.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
