So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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