If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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