More tranny stories later!
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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