i think i have herpe
just one?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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