I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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