??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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