butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
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