My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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