everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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