Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
