she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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