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the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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