would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I cut my penus on the lid.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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