Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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