This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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