What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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