We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
You were trust falling into bushes
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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