Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I would fuck him just for his dog
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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