Me. At least after what I've been through.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize