This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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