Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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