"it" just moved
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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