first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize
