and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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