friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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