he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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