Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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