remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I look better un-naked...
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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