I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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