Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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