No stitches, just platelets and will power
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
In other news, I just burned my penis
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
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