is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Your cock deserves a montage
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
how does that bad decision feel?
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