I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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