Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
third nipple confirmed
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Randomize
