More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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