dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Its about making memories worth repressing
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
When are your genitals available?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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