So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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