He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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