No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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